Things A Guy Should Take Note Of (What I've Learnt)

1) Forget it, its always Your Fault. Even if she's crying for no good reason or suddenly giving you a cold shoulder, its probably your fault...
2) She's always right (see no 1). Don't argue with her about it when she's already made up her mind about things. Its not worth it.
3) Pretension is Bad. Yes, pretend to be someone you are not to impress the chick. Sure do it, but come the next morning you'll have to face the consequences. There's a limit to bullshit. Bullshit don't impress chicks the way many of us would like to think...
4) You are not flawless/ faultless/ or a saint. Don't pretend to be one (see no 3 about pretense) As a guy, you think about sex once every 30 seconds or so. So, be humble but don't try to be noble. Don't work.
5) If you are stupid enough to believe all that I wrote so far, you are an idiot. These are half truths which amount to full lies...

Have a nice day.