The (F)Airer Sex

Seeing my dear friend's diatribe against members of the fairer sex, I thought I might add a few things that I wished they knew...

1) Like you women, every man is different. Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT lump us in the same category with the other trash you see in the streets mistreating their girlfriends/wives/what nots. Guys like us have a little more class than that.

2) Just because we don't play a lot of sports and we prefer to spend a quiet afternoon with you in a nice cozy little corner knowing you doesn't make us any less man than the ruffian out there. Proof that we are indeed men is inside our pants. The question is do you DARE to find out how 'man' we are when the going gets tough, when adversity strikes and even those 'man' guys will cower in fear. These are situations where we'll laugh in the face of adversity and relish challenges at every turn. Does it get more 'man' than this, we being suckers for torture and still be able to listen to you?

3) We have a dick and we do occasionally think with our small heads, but that doesn't mean that we think of fucking you every single minute. When we say you look cute in a skirt, we really mean that (or rather I really mean it...). It doesn't mean that we wanna get into ya skirt, just that you look pleasing (I swear, cross my heart...) to us, and we like you for that. Get it into your head and get used to it

4) When we say we like (or love you), you better believe it. Guys like us don't say that easily. Or if its the normal 'manly' guy out there, you can assume he's lying. He's probably trying to get into your skirt and add to his trophy list (hey, its all about competition...)

5) When we really fall for ya, we'll go head over heels over head over heels. Be used to be treated like a Goddess, for we shall worship you and throw ourselves at your feet. Be with us (the gentler sort of men) and you'll be the happiest woman alive. That is not a promise, that is a guaran-damn-tee.